I'm the private eye
Hot on your trail
The top gun for hire

You'll find me lurking in the shadows
Always searching for a clue
I'm the bulletproof detective

I got my eye on you

Snapshot in the parking lot

Man and woman embrace
Partners in crime
Ignite the infidelity

Into these crimes of passion
Betrayal, i see it every day
Like my own reflection in the mirror staring back at me

Another case, another bottle of booze
Life is no longer a mystery to me


Cause i'm the private eye
Hot on your trail
The top gun for hire

You'll find me lurking in the shadows
Always searching for a clue
I'm the bulletproof detective

I got my eye on you

11:18 pm

Subject is checking into the "desert palms" motel
Accompanied by an unknown female


- so, what turns you on?
- pretend you dead. that'll turn me on.
- you're sick little $%&^xx aren't ya?

- i just get what i want. even if i get it by force.
- you don't have to wait the willing. you got anything to drink around here?
- i'm not paying to sit around and drink!

- well, then shut up, i'll punch the clock and you can $%&^x to the blood scarcely.

- oh, yeah...

- $#&@...
- take it all, !@^%! take it all, (*##$... you're cute little !@^%... you're $%&^$%&^x !@^%... say 'goodnight', (*##$!