Dean: Yoo
Anthony: D Losss! Crazy Night last night..
Dean: Hell yeah bro!

Anthony: By the way not to nag but I spotted you 40 last night..
Dean: Yeah man I remember .. Don't worry I got you! ..I'm on my way to work right now!
*Anthony Shakes head*

*Phone convo ends*
*music starts*
Chorus #1:

I don't even go to parties no more
I just stop by for the empty cans
This is how I make my earn

You can find me at the bottle return
At the bottle return
Oh oh yeah

At the bottle return
You can find me at the bottle return


Dean's Hook:
I'm Procrastinating, jerkin'
I should be looking for work

And I put effort in the search
But for the !@$^
Not for the work

My mind used to be
On those (*##$es and weed
But now an empty water bottle

Is the only thing I fiend
Fired from my job
Like damn I can't hold it

Collecting empty water bottles
If you got em then hold em
First ten to new ports

Five for a bar
Then whatever is remaining
Is the gas in my car

My (*##$ calls complaining
About my lack of the cash
I say shut the $#&@ up (*##$

You're just a piece of $$#
I'm still livin' at home
But I'm content

You know glass, cans and plastic
Don't pay the rent
I'm not a bum

I'm a business man
I've got %#@! to do
The bottle room in the morning

Is the mother $#&@in' zoo
Apologies to my crew
I ain't got time to burn

D LOS motha' $#&@a' at the bottle return!

Chorus #2:

I don't even go to parties no more
I just stop by for the empty cans
This is how I make my earn

You can find me at the bottle return
At the bottle return
Oh oh yeah

At the bottle return
You can find me at the bottle return


Christina's Hook:
Nine to Five Job?
I don't see what's the hype.

Our statistics show based on container type.
The recycling rates need to sky rocket
Litter bugs just stop it

And keep that can in your pocket
Incineration and pollution is a problem
I hold the answers to solve them

I have a dream
One day everyone will begin to redeem
Their bottles for change

And the change will be seen from the change that ya get
And you better bet
Im off to the redemption center
Reduce
Reuse

Recycle
Oh %#@!! There's a flat tire on my bicycle!
Super Hot Fire, I respect whatcha do
Cause ya know
White people were poor too

Lemme show ya how I make my gas money, gas money
I'm talkin' about some fast money, fast money
All ya gotta do is hop on ya tricycle
And peddle ya way around the Green triangle
Yup recycle (*##$es!

You see, I consider myself an upstanding citizen
A do-gooder for the environment
Not worrying about a 401K retirement fund
M E five cent
Got a problem?

Get bent!

Chorus #3:
I don't even go to parties no more
I just stop by for the empty cans
This is how I make my earn

You can find me at the bottle return
At the bottle return
Oh oh yeah
At the bottle return
You can find me at the bottle return

Last verse:

Dean: My mom said "Dean I just don't get it
You got kicked outta college
And didn't earn one credit
Now you lost ya job
You look like a slob
Are you doin drugs?
Do you owe money to the Mob?"

My pops even said "Son get your life together!"
So I'm returning bottles everyday
No matter the weather!
And even when it's snowin!
I'm still goin!
Christina: Screw the Rat Race! I move at my own pace! This isn't a free style, This is a life style! Glass, Plastic, Aluminum I save my beer cans for the AM When morning comes I start my day The only way! The hobo way! Recycle bottles everyday!


Before Last Chorus:
*brrrrrpppp*
*HA-HA-HA*
*Can I get that beer can when ya done?*
*POP-POP*
*Ummm Yo Sis BRING THAT HOOK BACK!*
*Okay!*

*OFF TO THE BOTTLE RETURN BROTHA (in british accent)*
* THANK!S*

Chorus #4:
I don't even go to parties no more
I just stop by for the empty cans
This is how I make my earn

You can find me at the bottle return
At the bottle return
Oh oh yeah
At the bottle return
You can find me at the bottle return!

End: Anthony: *Sigh* "Definitely not getting that forty dollars back.."