[DJ Quik]
Huh, now don't come to my party if you don't wanna get drunk
It's me and my ^!$$%s and we puffin on a skunk

Cus it's true when I'm bent and I'm $#&@in I can last long
With some Gin and a grin cus my @@#!s grown
Now don't trip ho, you like to get bent too

Hit the thai, run, get ya coochie in bent too
By a ^!$$% that'll make ya sick
You know me *scratch**scratch**scratch* , Yeah

Now let me tell you about a party that I threw last year
^!$$%s kept haulin that party over here
Too many ^!$$%s so I had to get a keg of Budweiser

But it had me pissin down my leg
So I bought somethin that'll last longer
Somethin a little harder somethin a little stronger

Somethin that'll definitely make your day
So what you say mutha$#&@a want some Tanqueray?
Now the ^!$$%s up on it went got some orange juice

Cus they know that Tanqueray'll get them hoes loose
Fillin up your glass, boy you tryin to trip
^!$$% you can't handle full glass, fool take a sip

But I'm not stingy so I filled it to the rim
He went up in my kitchen with a (*##$ named Kim
Straight bareback in the #~!!@ he dove

Huh, bustin nuts all on my stove
From drinking that..


[Chorus]
Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine
Little green bottle got you outta ya mind

So if you want to get bent in a big-o way
Come on and drink a little Tanqueray


[DJ Quik]
Now the party started jumpin and the music got loud
A hand full of ^!$$%s done turn into a crowd

Out my control the party started hoppin
And the more that ^!$$%s drunk, the more that started droppin
%#@!, my house got $#&@ed up for certain

With beer on my carpet, gum on my curtain
^!$$%s in my front yard bendin up the fence
Havin a $#&@in great time all at my expense

But I can't trip because I'm knowin
^!$$%s gon' be ^!$$%s and that's just the way %#@!'s goin
But bout damn time I got a visit from the crew

Playa Hamm and Shabby Bleu
With some (*##$es hollin' (Hey, where the party at?)
I said "The party's in my pants in ya monkey's kind a fat"

"Naw I'm just bull%#@!tin come on in"
Now it was two bad (*##$es, but they had an ugly friend
Then the ho decided that she wanted to dance

Spilled Boo Farm, all on my pants
Plus she was spokin like a fingero ho
But I didn't say a !@%& thing cus I didn't know

Then she and ?? started havin a fit
Talking about (all y'all rappin ^!$$%s aint %#@!)
So I spit in her face and socked the ho in lip

And dragged the (*##$ outta my tent
Cus I was full of that..


[Chorus]
Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine
Little green bottle got you outta ya mind

So if you want to get bent in a big-o way
Come on and drink a little Tanqueray


[DJ Quik]
Check it, now the (*##$ straight skated, but then she rolled back
Came up in the party wit a strap, @@#!ed it

Jack, spotted it, hit her on the head and speed knotted it
(*##$ dropped the strap and I got it
Rat pack time ^!$$%s, stop

The lights came on and the (*##$ got dropped
It was party over here and party over there
Till the ^!$$%s trippin, and started pullin out her hair

Now it really wouldn't nice to see
When they beat a (*##$ down, and drag her $$# out in the street
"And you aint getting yo gat back showty"
Put it in pocket went back to the pawty
And everybody kicked it for the rest of the night

Huh, bud straight facin and the vibe was right
Wouldn't no mo' strappin everything was okay
Each everybody up skated cus we was outta that..

[Chorus x2]

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine
Little green bottle got you outta ya mind
So if you want to get bent in a big-o way
Come on and drink a little Tanqueray


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