She got DSL, DSL
^!$$% what that is? (Dick suckin lips)

She got DSL, DSL
^!$$% what that is? (Dick suckin lips)



I met her on MySpace
Found her on Facebook

Got head on You!@^* (Gave that $$# a touch)
She's an internet !@^%, you can enter that !@^%
She's an internet !@^%, you can enter that !@^%



I met her on MySpace, fell out of touch

A couple of years later, right back to her on the Facebook
She drove 5 hours, ATL to M-Town
That's how I knew that $#&@in n' suckin was 'bout to go down

She got in town, I told her "Meet me at the Starbucks"
I know what'cha thinkin, why did I say the Starbucks
What'chu be yellin's I be hatin it at the coffee shops, by the college

They full of sexy (*##$es with some knowledge
Actin like they good girls, really they hard taste
Typin on that PC, sippin on some Latte's

Back to the story, she entered on in and I'm afraid (Lord have mercy)
Cause she wasn't lookin like her homepage
I'm thinkin now, like what the hell I'm supposed to do

She was a hundred pounds bigger, with a old-school hair do
Matters worse, I already took !#!^
She got some big lips, I better make the best of her



I met her on MySpace

Found her on Facebook
Got head on You!@^* (Gave that $$# a touch)
She's an internet !@^%, you can enter that !@^%

She's an internet !@^%, you can enter that !@^%




Oh please-Oh please
You homicidal (*##$, won't you just stay away from me

Quit breaking in my house, won't you just give me back my keys
Quit sending ^!$$%s to try to be upheld O-R-D
You gonna make me catch a murder charge on these Lucy's

You murder my baby mama's
You tell 'em that they goners
You wanna snatch my kids?

Don't you know I'll kill you, (*##$?
You throw me right, and I will
You gonna get me killed

Quit throwin them damn bricks
I'm tired of payin for his %#@!
Man I cannot get rid of this hideous (*##$

She won't leave the Infamous alone
She said she bought her tone
That's why she's on the phone

She play on E and moan
Or eat a yellow curse
And man it's gettin worse

That's why I wrote this verse
She slipped the pinky condom. found out it's a piece of %#@!
Was huntin, $#&@ed her anyway, and now she pregnant

I don't want a miniature of this (*##$ in a cradle
Cause meetin !@^%s on MySpace nowadays is very fatal



I met her on MySpace
Found her on Facebook

Got head on You!@^* (Gave that $$# a touch)
She's an internet !@^%, you can enter that !@^%
She's an internet !@^%, you can enter that !@^%



She got DSL, DSL

^!$$% what that is? (Dick suckin lips)
She got DSL, DSL
^!$$% what that is? (Dick suckin lips)