It's summertime, check my dopest ride
no lame $$# pool, just a slip n slide
I ain't no fool when iz skippin' rocks

I don't wear shoes, just a pair a crocks

Yeah i mow the lawn, I'm the illest raven,

Cuz chicks dig things that R fully shaven'
No hoes zone, like i keep tellin 'em
go Midevil Poe with the pit and the pendulum


Now i admit that my parties are the illest,
Invited All the Bruces, like Wayne and Willes

Gots me an invite from Mel G's Maid
don't wanna get yelled at, I wanna get laid


It's summertime, sir do you have the time?
Doesn't matter mother$#&@er its party-time.
Let's get all loose with my latest caper,

If you were ink jet I'd fill u with paper.



There aint No ladder golf, no bean bag toss
But i'm sewin up (*##$es like Betsy Ross
I don't need a manual around to tote

Cuz my tongue always talks to the man in the boat

At my shin-dig don't bring me no cupcakes,

No funky beer, or be grillin no tube steaks
or onion filled pots of german stews
Just a six-pack of Tab and some scotch-er-roos


It's summertime, check my facebook line
If you ain't here, you aint no friend 'o mine.

Show up late, brother that's okay
I'm mixin' up kool-aid with tanqueray


Yeah, these shades cost as much as a lincoln,
Where does it come from is whatcha thinkin'
Unlike Rush Hour starring Chan and Tucker

This Talent gets paid eh'ry night mother$#&@er!

Yo homies, check out my latest lunch

Make sure I'm updated with my facebook bunch
The heat is poppin, like reddenbocker
no worries- gots me a Snap Fitness locker


Way in the back is my lube of choice,
And if you feel me in back hey raise your voice,

there aint no way that i'm gettin more crispy
cuz that spf reads a cool one fifty


It's summertime, check my dopest ride
no lame $$# pool, just a slip n slide
My big-ass meat can barely fit in your grill

But it slides down EZ with a can of Old Mill





Roll to pizark, and check out the landscape,

Gots all my gear - including string and some duct-tape
I takes my bag to the openest flight zone,
looks likes some suckers holdin frisbees and snow cones


Now what up G, are you lookin for a fight?
I rolled up here to fly my kickass kite.

They said, no way it's like golf we's playin
What kind of lame-ass %#@! was they's a layin?


It's summertime, that's why i wrote this rhyme
no lame $$# pool, just a slip n slide
If you wanna mix sports, go play some polo

$#&@ you up like the charts while goin solo.

Yeah summertime, yo check my ride

no lame $$# pool, just a slip n slide
The Prez OG wants to say that he knows me.
If you want in, text one of my homies.

It's summertime, that's why i wrote this rhyme

no lame $$# pool, just a slip n slide
A ratt tat tat tat, if you dare to end this,