I woke up this morning
With the brightest of ideas
I'd make a living fortune on the diamond dealer and her imported wares

I picked up the phone and rang her up
With an appointment at noon i was ready to go on shop


The blue sky and the sun high
Made me feel oh so good
Soon i'd be a rich man

and watch 80 bimbos practicing tennis at my new tennis plane
In the gardens of a mansion the sexy Spain


I went down to town
With a bright smile on my face
Driving blind cause my thoughts were simply another place

The feeling of power overran me
With such a force
I almost crashed the car into a city house!


The shock woke me up
And i got back on the track

My head pounding as if i were on the sweetest crack
A police car went by so close
What the $#&@?

I think that i've spent, all of my luck..

So anyways i arrived at her house

All doors locked so i made a santa claus
Through the chimney i came out dirty in her living room
phew, i got there in time.. it was nearly noon..


Suddenly she came screaming loud
Through the kitchen door

With a knife in her hand she yelled; "get out, get out you slimy trout!"
I tried to explain her who i was
She didn't care to hear and stuck a knife in my $$#!

"God damn, what a pain, are you insane? couldn't you just ask me my name?!"

The police is on the way she said

And so now i have nothing to say?
I'm the man you're meeting, it's true!
She said; "Go to hell, i won't listen to a thief like you!"