Verse 1:
take bite of my fortune cookie
Drank Taro bubble tea

Moo goo gai, Moo goo gai
##&*%$s and stir fry


Get miso soup for free
Dragon fruit is tasty
When I eat it, I could cry

Like ##&*%$s and stir fry

I, want, my, food, chow mein me, right away!

Oh, right away!
At, last, I, see, my edamame, in front of me
They set the plate in front of me


Chorus:
so bonzai, stir fry, shanghai

Delicious as ##&*%$s and stir fry
I Shoo fly, drink spiced chai
Delicious as ##&*%$s and stir fry


Eat rice with ##&*%$ (Boba!)
Fried rice with ##&*%$ (Boba!)

Steamed rice with ##&*%$

Delicious as ##&*%$s and stir fry


White rice with ##&*%$ (Boba!)
Sticky rice with ##&*%$ (Boba!)

Brown rice with ##&*%$

Delicious as ##&*%$s and stir fry


Verse2:
No room for my desserts

So full, food in my tummy
Feel my gut, no surprise
Ate ##&*%$s and stir fry


Get miso soup for free
Dragon fruit is tasty

When I eat it, I could cry
Like ##&*%$s and stir fry


At, last, I, see, my edamame, in front of me
I see the plate in front of me


Chorus