She's a diva lady
She's a hopeless case
She needs extra make-up

For her extra face
She's a hopeless case


She's a diva lady
She's got special needs
She wants chocolate candy

But no blue ones please
She's got special needs


She lives in a vacuum
She has no real home
Where did diva come from?

Where shall diva go?
She has no real home


In her entourage
Just in case her ego
Needs a quick massage


She's got a famous boyfriend
They go out in style

She makes him look hetero
He helps her profile


She's a diva lady
She looks down her nose
At the shoes I'm wearing

And my care-worn clothes
Such a pretty nose
Such a pretty nose, yeah


She's a diva lady
Diva lady