They say you're strange with the things you wear
They say you're gross with all that body hair
But baby they also say love is blind

There's no one I'd rather be with, this valentines

They say your hands are sweaty you need gloves

They say your laugh sounds like a dying giraffe
But baby you're not alone this time
There's no one I'd rather be with, this valentines


I don't think you understand
(That I could be your only man)

I don't mind your enormous hands

Baby won't you love me please?

I don't care if you have fleas
Insecticide all in your hair, I'll apply it i don't care
as long you'll be fine again, as long as you'll be fine be fine again


They say you look like a donut truck
Jump in the ocean and you might get stuck

But oh baby, we'll watch the tides
There's no one I'd rather be with, this valentines


They say your teeth are weird and kinda crooked
They say you look like a witch and witches are wicked
But baby they don't see how you're kind

There's no one I'd rather be with, this valentines

I don't think you understand

(A ton of you makes me feel grand)
I don't mind your enormous pants


Baby won't you love me please?
I don't care if you have fleas
insecticide all in your hair, I'll apply it i don't care

as long you'll be fine again, as long as you'll be fine be fine again

Oh baby.

You might have funny teeth and nose hair sticking out of your nose
But when I kiss you, it makes it all the more interesting
Its all tickle on my lips


You might be big, but when I stand in front of you
I'm in the shadow of your love