Guess I'm filled with the Christmas spirit
Celebrate a jolly man in red
Hope my kids don't find out Santa Clause isn't real

Maybe I should have told them about Jesus instead

Last time I heard about it He didn't come in a Santa outfit

Santa Clause is dead!

Guess it's time to thank the easter bunny again

For doing absolutely nothing in my life
What the heck do a bunch of colored eggs
have to do with the Son of God being raised back to life


Last time I heard about it He didn't rise in an easter outfit
The easter bunny is dead!


Christmas is when I celebrate Jesus' birth
Easter's when I celebrate Jesus' resurrection

Jesus is alive!