(Hook, Coopid:)
Sailor Jack, Sailor Jack,
He's coming at you with a cannon attack,

He's on his ship, He's the rapper of the sea,
He has a hard dick, and he likes to pee.
(*##$.


(Verse 1, Sailor Jack:)
Sailor Jack, Sailor Jack,

My eyes are red, and my balls are black,
Brace yourselves, I'm about to go,
I'm thrusting on your $$#, I'm about to blow.


(Verse 2, Coopid:)
Coopid is here, with Sailor Jack,

Tales from the Tub, he's coming back,
We're on his ship, sippin' on some Rum,
$#&@ing these hoes, I'm about to###.


(Hook, Coopid:)


(Verse 3, Sailor Jack:)
Sailor Jack, Sailor Jack,
Yeah it's me, and I know I' back,

I know when I sperm, it looks like bubbles,
Pull on my dick, and you know you're in troubles,
Sailor Jack, Sailor Jack,

If you're sucking on my dick, You know you're right on track,
I'm the master of the seas, so don't you panic,
All you (*##$es know, I sunk the titanic.


(Verse 4, Coopid:)
Sailor Jack, Sailor Jack,

He's rapping on this mic, so watch your back,
He'll bend you over, and stick you with his knob,
So welcome to the sound, of the Dirty Stache Mob,

(*##$.

(Outro, Coopid & Sailor Jack:)

Uhh,
What?
Yeah,

Dirty Stache Mob,
(*##$,
Yeah,

Sailor Jack out.