I fell in love with a gangster (*##$
A chula chick that'll shank ya dick
(*##$ from the other side of town

I live in the hills she from south central and
She got a tattoo on her neck
A lady Guadalupe holding her tits

I met her up at the Del taco
I said you hella fine she said you el guapo
She was like I don't date crackers or actors

Matter of fact I'm a rapper
I thought she would never get with me
till she saw me on cribs rappin with mickey

I put a hickey on her !@%$
Now her cousin smoky wants to kill me
At the barbeque I stood out

I was the only woodpecker in the mother$#&@ing crowd

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Cracker $$# fantastic that's me
Cracker $$# fantastic dirt nasty
Cracker $$# fantastic that's me

Cracker $$# fantastic word hit the street

So I slap boxed her cousin at the Jack in the Box by the Englewood forum

Straight got my $$# beat
but I still hit them $$# cheeks uhh
So she taught me how to load the glock

And she taught me how to fold my socks
So I taught her how to hold my @@#!
And I told her you can quit your job at ross baby

Cause now you with the number one gringo
No more Doritos or frozen burritos
Have you ever been to fred seagles

Thirty dollar salad with a bottle of veno
You can play with my dick under the table
I got the tip covered thank you

Dirt nastys on fuego that means I'm on fire baby like waco

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I think I hear wedding bells
And I don't give a $#&@ that her fish taco smells

She stole a chevelle
that's what she told me when she wrote me from jail
She Oakland as hell

Raider hat to tebat gold gazelles
Centerfold low rider mag
Other crackers jacking to pictures of her $$#

She thinks I'm an $$#hole
Cause I can't eat her out without using tobasco
Mommy looks saucy in a poncho

When she dumped my $$# at the Pomona car show

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