Verse 1
You are a waste of spray tan
You are a waste of make-up and curly hair

You offer me rollies
I say that's it you're dead
You Laugh your $$# off

I have my lip cut open
You say come sit next to me
You are a !@#% and a chav


Chorus
You are a pig

You wear green trousers
Can't understand a word you say
So please Don't ruin my day


Verse 2
You offer me sweets

Chuck them in the bin
Its my Birthday give me a kiss
Oh you are a $#&@ing Prossie


Chorus
Verse 1

Chorus x4