There's a castle in the woods
Selling most unusual goods
To lovers beyond mediocraty

Welcome to the erotic aristocracy

There's a servant in the hall

Who will lead you through it all
To a stage of solid hypocrisy
Welcome to the erotic aristocracy


The erotic, neurotic aristocracy


There's a master so divine
She will make your body shine
Neglecting the rules of democracy

Welcome to the erotic aristocracy

The erotic, neurotic aristocracy