It's Christmas we're talkin bout!
No! Beware!
Ill Cover You In Fast Eddies underwear!

Wow! Ill eat your mammies panties!
and tell your mom to come to me
and come to my prom

its in outer space
that's where my sleigh can fly to
goodbye! Excuse you

Can I come back and say the rest of it?
Its Christmas kids and you're gonna love it!
Gravy dripping all over me

Christmas is good...
But only when I come to your house
and you've been good!

Christmas comes everyone in every neighborhood!
Whoa yeah!
Christmas In Fact

You see Christmas layin' on its back....
Get Back To Work (*##$!
With me on top

and don't you ever ever pull the lever that says stop!



Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole
But why's it so cold?
X4


Yeah you know....
It is what it is so...

Whoa!
I took a big ol' dump in a pringles can..
Now I'm wipin' off my $$#!

forget about my hand!
pumped up ready to do it
I get in my sled

my sacks filled with fluid!
Im bringin joy to my elves..
Don't put it by me

pleasures I wont deny their heiney!
My Armpits will sweat when I see that long-haired elf
coming out of his Corvette

Even though its old
and its got a little scratch
It don't matter

I just love to lick his patch..
On his chest
You'll Catch me red-handed!

Douglas! I'm the Christmas Bandit!
Top-soil plant
Don't you love the taste

of a beaver when it hesitates?

(chorus)


with this christmas you're going dutch!
But whys it so cold

Get me outta this now!
But Whys it so cold
Let me...rub your back

But Why's it so cold
You're gonna make a lot of money kid!
But why's it so cold?

I'll invest every bit of love I got!
but why's it so cold?
I got a toolbox!

But why's it so cold?
It makes no sense!
But Why's It so cold?

Fill you up...
With pleasurous nutrients
like a worm has!


(chorus)


Weiner...Ho Ho Ho!
But Why's It so Cold?
X5

And it all happened at the company christmas party?

*snorts* Oh Yeah!