All the elevator Buttons
Oh so Incredibly High
I stand today for the midget

WRONG:At the size of a regular Guy
RIGHT: Half the size of a regular Guy


Let Me Hold You Little Man
As the parade passes by
Let Me Hold You Little man

We'll make believe you can fly

You shout for me to put you down

But I'm marching today for your cause
I'm bangin' the drum
Your big day will come

When they remake the wizard of Oz

Let Me Hold You Midget Man

We'll pretend that you're flyin in space
Let Me Hold You Little Man
So the dog will stop licking your face


Little Shoes, Little Pants
Little Song, Little Dance

Little Heart, Little Mind
But your rights are as big as mine


Na, Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na
Na-Na Na Na-Na Na Na
Thank God I'm Tall

I won't let you fall
We're all midget, one and for all
Thank God I'm Tall

I won't let you fall
We're all midget, and some are just small


Stand Up For The Little People!