Kids I'm in Mather others gotta transfer
Fat mother-Dunster now look who's in trouble
As you run through my jungle all you hear is rumbles

Devon Ray sample, housing day preamble

Gossip gossip

Freshman just stop it
Everybody know I'm in mother $#&@ing Mather
I'ma need to see your foamy hands at the Lather

I'ma need to see your foamy hands at the Lather
Parties parties, freshmen I got these
Everybody know I'm in mother $#&@ing Mather

I'ma need to see your foamy hands at the Lather
I'ma need to see your foamy hands


The best living on campus hands down, huh
Come back to my single right now, huh
Ridin' solo, got my own shuttle, (*##$

And my tower take it to another level kids
There you go and go again, aint no tower tall as this
Dunster sitting in a pit, triple walkthrough wont be missed

But my only focus is approaching the emotionless
Argue with this other chick cuz we all know her house is %#@!


I heard the people saying housing day is getting tame
Quinception? What the $#&@ was you thinking
We need an interception, inception in freshman brains

Be the caboose of the train or make it rain
Abuse the fame, cuz Mather's number one now
But dont worry Currier, you're still our number two now

Happy hour juice flowing, call it Matherbooya
Bored with the Dior? Hit em with a new style


Ragin in our cage well, what you gonna do now
Whatever ever I wanna do, gosh its cool now
Know I'm gonna do, ah, its the new now

Think you other houses really really need to cool down
Cause you will never get on top of this
So freshmen best advice is just to get on top of this

Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh
Call the rubber a sarcophagus


Screaming so loud, bruise your esophagus
I'm talking about a crowd, thought that was obvious
They call us "House of the Future" so the present is our past

Our presence is a present kiss our $$#

Gossip gossip

Freshman just stop it
Everybody know I'm in mother $#&@ing Mather
I'ma need to see your foamy hands at the Lather

I'ma need to see your foamy hands at the Lather
Parties parties, freshmen I got these
Everybody know I'm in mother $#&@ing Mather

I'ma need to see your foamy hands at the Lather
I'ma need to see your foamy hands


Pfoho, Kirkland, Winthrop, Leverett, Dunster
Quincy, Cabot, could anything be sadder
Question "why does housing day even matter?"

Everybody knows I'm in mother $#&@ing Mather
Adams, stomp ya, stop your silly nonsense, nonsense
None of you houses could ever flaunt this

None of you houses have seen the raging that I've seen
I still hear freshmen scream in my daydreams
Cabot, Pfoho freshmen beware

I kill a fish I murder the polar bears
I never visit the Quad, one in a million
Everybody ought to know, all my Gorilla feels is

Love, I can't get enough of it
Gimme a slice and I'll take another chunk of it
All I see is these biddies I made Matherites

Milling about, these kids are getting hella hype
All I see are the other houses with no pride
All they got left is reason to hide

I smell a Housing Day
Seems to me the only way to play is my way

Gossip gossip
Freshman just stop it

Everybody know I'm in mother $#&@ing Mather
I'ma need to see your foamy hands at the Lather
I'ma need to see your foamy hands at the Lather
Parties parties, freshmen I got these
Everybody know I'm in mother $#&@ing Mather

I'ma need to see your foamy hands at the Lather
I'ma need to see your foamy hands

Pull up into Matha, Mather express gangster
Biddies and bros they come to get crunk at

Do we got funk? yea, only house I'd bunk at,
Kings of the jungle, swing trunk to trunk, yeah
Ok first things first I'll pour your drink
Friday Happy hour call it pop champagne,
Cause that's what the mother $#&@ing Mather do

Singles for everyone, that's how Mather do
Big tower means we got a $#&@ing monster shoe
Young biddies on the roster freak the Mather crew
And we're all up all up all up in the sky on the top floor
Drinking Loko, thought they didn't make it anymore


So let me get this straight, wait I'm lame one?
Cuz you and Matt Damon lived in the same one?
Then why you party here? Get out my house
Yeah our tower's so tall our Gorilla's gotta climb it
Race to the top, I like to time it, try it
We will get so high you can't deny it, tight knit
EPs, we put out the fly %#@!

Other houses so one-track minded
But really really that is gonna S-U-C-K
Mather is first place, your house is third rate
You're on a diet but Mather is serving cheese cake

And I'll say you got nothing on my Day
Just go play with my money at Barclays

Harder, better, faster, Mather every friday
Jean-Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet
Red band, shot glass, give them whip lash
No Rosa Park crap, only fly first class
Now look at what you just saw, you be sitting in awe
Aaahhhh, I'm in mother $#&@ing Mather