Ziltoid!
Ziltoid, Ziltoid!
Ziltoid!

The Omniscient!
Ziltoid, Ziltoid!
Ziltoid!

The Omniscient!

[Ziltoid:]

Greetings humans, I am Ziltoid...the omniscient.
I have come from far across the omniverse.
You shall fetch me your universes ultimate cup of coffee...

Black!
You have five Earth minutes,
Make it perfect!