I want to keep my money
And give away absolutely nothing
To the government who moderates my spending

and obliterates depending on what time of the year
brutality is nere


in the form of income tax
I'd rather take a $#&@ing axe
to my face, blow up this place


with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute


If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
because I'd rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I'd rather you be dead

I'd rather you be dead

Prepare the laser-beam

I'm gonna use it tonight

Engage the laser-beam

It's gonna end your life

I'm gonna use it tonight


If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts

because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year


I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant