in the world of man in the great rat race
makes his speeches then he does what he please
winners of the mosh impart their grace

as i wallow in the mush in a doggy daze
i live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese
chums lots of flies but why should i mind

then i get trashed by the ho thats my wife
can't get enough of kickin my hiney
life in the canine world

cats to chase and a bone to bury
full of doggy stench in this poo poo place
if i get a piece of tail i dont want to get married

this is just a doghouse why should i stay
if these folks are crazy
they try to tell me that they know where its at

i don't know maybe i'm lazy
this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog
i live like a dog

this is my doghouse
so now its time to go work for the man
i work for the man at the taco stand

i keep on grinding like a dog always does
no place to hide for this american dog
this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog

i live like a dog
this is my doghouse
when i frickin find what i'm lookin for

i dig right in and take my place
maybe i seem crass and crude
but a dog has to do what a dog has to do

this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog
i live like a dog
this is my doghouse

i'm just a dog, i eat cat feces,
feel like a hydrant on this doggy street
live in the doghouse, everybody hates me

i want to get laid, but everybody takes me
i'm your dog and you're (*##$es