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Ain't no place like the Philippines
Use that tabo, gotta keep it clean
Taho, digestin! Eating everday, survival.

Public transport, Jeepney/Tricycle
3 big islands fitting on everyone,
representing our flag, 3 stars, 1 sun

red, blue and yellow, people so mellow
we soar so high like our national eagle
3rd world country, super intellectual

2012 president, Noynoy Aquino,

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Check your hospital, alla dem nurses
Whack Doctors getting rid of dem curses
Give me your hand, I be Blessing dem elders

This my land, welcome all westerners
Breed with our people, making dem half casts
Think we're on time, but it's actually Half past

Ang daming trabaho, pagod na ako (There's so much work, I'm already Tired)
Making them pesos, racking in the dough
Heat up the oven, the ceiling will blow

Remove the roof quick, too slow
Fuel that filo engine, alak (Alcohol) to go,
Ubos (Finished) already? Pansit Kanton

We drink like we dying of thirst
throats itchy, Females gossip like crazy,
So (*##$y, female dog next on the menu

Walang hiya (You have no shame), here you go, Thank you.

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