Dear me,
How could I forget?
Is it your time of month again?

Just a manic episode
Running through you like an electrode.
No dent in your piggy bank,

But you're too frugal to feel ashamed.
Never even pay me back,
You should just be happy that you have a nice six pack.


One, Two, Three, Four
How long does the list go?

You're no Prince Charming
But you're better than nothing.


Wah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Better Than Nothing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-woh-woh

Yeah you're better than nothing, than nothing (X2)

May I offer you a brush?

Also you really should learn to flush.
You dance like your granny did,
And when you drive you drive like her husband.

Trust me, you better believe
I know about your every single tactic, tickity-tac.
Like counting down the minutes before you can text me back.


Five, Six, Seven, Eight
Just so you can get this straight

You're no Prince Charming
But you're better than nothing.


CHORUS

Wise man told me love is unfair,

Wonder if he's even been there..
Call me crazy or deranged but
You are just the same.


CHORUS (X2)