Dear me,
How could I forget?
Is it your time of month again?

Just a manic episode
Running through you like an electrode.
No dent in your piggy bank,

But youre too frugal to feel ashamed.
Never even pay me back,
You should just be happy that you have a nice six pack.


One, Two, Three, Four
How long does the list go?

Youre no Prince Charming
But youre better than nothing.


Wah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Better Than Nothing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-woh-woh

Yeah youre better than nothing, than nothing (X2)

(Rap) Buy me jack, drive me to drink

Youre a California girl always talk before you think
Got me running in circles, impossible to please
Got me eating Vegan youre obsessed with what you eat

Getting manis and pedis to keep my nails clean
So take a step back girl, Ill give you what you need.
Just so you remember we can play together

Im a man not a boy so I never say never.

May I offer you a brush?

Also you really should learn to flush.
You dance like your granny did,
And when you drive you drive like her husband.

Trust me, you better believe
I know about your every single tactic, tickity-tac.
Like counting down the minutes before you can text me back.


Five, Six, Seven, Eight
Just so you can get this straight

Youre no Prince Charming
But youre better than nothing.


CHORUS

(Rap) Forget the text back, Ill write you a note

Fifty two in a deck, Im the only joke.
Free pasta on Wednesdays, split us a !@%!e.
Hold your purse in public while you shop on the phone

But you like the way I spit and the way that it flows
My egos pumped up and my bass down low
Wear my favorite wife-beater and you still want more?

So come here baby, you drive me crazy.

Wise man told me love is unfair,

Wonder if hes even been there..
Call me crazy or deranged but
You are just the same.


CHORUS (X2)