Voice Act!
Eat some chips!
Kill some villians!

Pick up chicks!
Call my friends!
Eat a snack!

Get off the couch!
Stretch my back!
Now a pee break!

I had to go!
Back to the couch!
Movin slow!

Play some Vindictus!
Level up!
Now I'm thirsty!

I get a cup!
Pour some milk!
Drink it down!

Stomach hurts!
Start to frown!
Go to the bathroom!

Now frustration!

Ah man, I forgot I was lactose intolerant...


Constipation!
Take some exlax!

Hope it works!
So I relax!
Now I'm done!

Open the door!
That was fun!
But please no more!

Feeling better!
So I sit down!
Turn on some music!

Funkytown!
It's time to sleep!
So then I go!

That's my average day!
So now you know!