I miss the misses who caresses with kisses and catches missions with sexual
Between thighs her eyes roll as kitty kats are eadile
My tongue is incredible - swift to lick lips, tickle !@$%s on hips

Diggin grips tight on hips and %#@!
I flip the mission to kissin and licking nipples on nymphos
'Cause I'm Super like Nintendo when it comes to where the dick goes

Info on the data and my pager set on vibrate
And got greater expectations for later (I'll be tapping that $$#)
Motioning in then exploding within the wetness

Ride it like a lexus on the opposite sexes
Between sheets freak wreak and speak mad ridiculous
Moaning while I'm boning causing friction on the !@$%oris

Under the lights - biting her neck to make the body tension tight
Rubbing thighs as we banging all night
Babies glazing - 5'3, 36D, 24-36 and as thick as can be

I imagine stabbing $$#es dragging fingers over abdomens
Capturing and grabbed them while I'm tossing like a javelin
Honey started bucking and banging and breaking bed frames

Sucking on the dick like a sport called the head games
I got the misses in stiches, acting viscious and fighting (*##$es
Cause my $#&@ing skill is mad delicious

They get in ditches and planting kisses on this misstress
I stopped right in the middle and she still couldn't diss this
Got her on her back as I'm licking her bellybutton

Then she pulled me close like she wanted to tell me something
I took my tongue out of her navel, pulled her panties to her ankles
And inserted it slowly to make it less painful

Then she moaned shaking from a body spam
Leaving scars on my back preventing !@($


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Ima E-F-F-E-C-T

A smooth operator operating correctly
Over me - she was going crazy
She pulled me on my chest and called me Mr. Sexy


G-String bikini's, sipping dry martini's
More special effects and make up then Tom Savini

Girls who wanna see me pick me up in Lamborginis
Better bet, that I can get you wet when you're needy
Let me get a hold of a centerfold

To keep me warm when I'm cold
Kiss her soul and make her knees fold
Perspire, let her meet her sweet desire

So hot that I won't stop until the beds on fire
All night, going through rubbers like burning tires
I'm'a work it until you short circuit like crossed wires

Tossing and turning on the deck of the yatch
You know you gotta go live when you find the G-Spot
Me, I got a preference for oriental sex with me

Intense are like an insense, it's quite essential
Tell 'em that I love 'em 'fore the mental is through
The main event on tonight is gonna be me and you


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I like two chicks like John Ritter thicker than strippers
Hit her with liquor then lick her like her lips were liquorice
My wickedness in sex causes friction on the !@$%oris

Eqipped with this I make the flyest speak wild and frivilous
Excuses me miss - I'd like to kiss your butterfly
Smack that butter thigh, nut in the eye

Nah I'm just playing, no spraying while I look into your soul
Of your body as a whole not just !@%$ and two holes
Naw Mean, I like the sex clean with prophylactics

Attack chicks on the mattress the mack licks the back
Plus the $$#es and $$#ets the sex wet like fawcets
Slipped the tits !@$% #~!!@ lips and honey lost it

I bought it back kept her on track with $$# smacks
Louder than hand claps demands in back
I endorse doggy style like Michaeal Jordan did Nike

And make (*##$es who don't even like me my wifey

Looking jiggy, '$#&@ing you Tonight' by Biggie plays on the radio

While females freak felatio, girls be on both sides of me like sex in stereo
Don't want the mono, I wanna pull more FM's than Vinyl
If this stuff continues I might hit the lotto
My money is my motto, take a honey to the Prado
Or back to the penthouse after the Appolo

The question of the night is, "Baby do you swallow?"
Mmm, I'm gonna do ya, whoa whoa whoa whoa
There's the anthem that is played throughout the playboy mansion...

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