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DEEP PURPLE lyrics : "Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic"

Playing pool and drinking beer
Nothin more'n the
Occasional tear

But this man's life goes on
And he gets
Greased all over

From time to time
At the strip joint, where we met
He said 'hi, my name is ted

See that one over there
That ball of thunder
Every time she goes vavoom,

I wiggle in my chair
Can i buy you a beer?
What a guy

'i've had a few myself' he said
'but i never quit when i'm ahead

Too many rules and regulations
Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
And another thing i won't discuss is religion

It always causes a fight
There she goes again

'how does she do that' said ted

And he told me

Of those unjustices (that)
He had suffered in his life
His wife and kids

And boss and dogs
And neighbours
Raising cain and causing strife

They were forever whining
Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying

He fed them well
He keep them warm

Thing about ted
He didn't really care
Nothing much got in his hair

And the beauty of it was
That he was right
He was big as a truck

And fast as a door
(what's that?)
He was always right

The banjo player took a hike
What's that song

I used to like
He was big as a truck

Fast as a door - ted
Ted the man our ted

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