I got this little kitty about 2 months back

He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack


This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet


This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean




He's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand


Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can

I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper


And I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper




You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care


Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair


Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch

Playing in the window sills and tearing through the house





He's so full of energy and easily amused

Kitty will attack anything that moves


Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of


He's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta




Hey little sparta what is with all the fight


Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight


Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite


Hey little sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite


Hey little sparta what is with all the fight


Little bitty kitty wanna bite




Where'd you go


Are you stalking me?

Are you under the couch, quite possibly


Ears laid back so you don't get caught


Ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got




I know you're probably watching me from across the room


Concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon

You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first


Come out come out before I make things worse




I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been

Hey kitty why don't you give in

Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared


Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared




I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed

I know your making noises just to mess with my head

You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray


Cause you always seem to find me first, but not today



Hey little sparta what is with all the fight


Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite


Hey little sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight

Come on out, I'm gonna get you now




I've got 'em cornered

And now he's mine


He's not gonna get away this time

I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...

Aw man! He's asleep in the sink




What is with this cat? I'm confused

He's got a bed, but it's never been used

In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight


Then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light



How could I let this creature live inside of my home

I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone

I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone

This kitty may destroy everything that I own



Look at him now, I kinda feel bad

He's the best little cat that I've had

And the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that

He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention



Hey little sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight

Showing love, that's all this kitty does