The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema
Saved it from itself I like to think
The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings

Including one she found under the sink
The girl with the strong arm killed an innocent bystander
That leaves you with a mental picture

The girl with the strong arm drank straight whiskey
But I understand she still quotes scriptures


All the poor gardeners pooled their resources
During the week long festival
Kneeling down to think about the future

Racing you would be quite dull
After many years of exodus
The hatchery fish run in rich rivers

I'm afraid the memories regarding Nixon
Are a little scary


The girl with the strong arm threatens the Quakers
They all say she's mad y'know
The girl with the strong arm has an abrasive accent

She uses words like eskimo
The girl with the strong arm stands beside a woman
Whose many parts add up to one

The girl with the strong arm makes political commentary
Yet I feel that it's all in fun


In your nightmares rub around
Those gay white males line up at church
Drink their coffee pretend to be a cowboy

Set aside an hour to search
Pulling up leaves like little Russian problems
Is now the tasty thing to do

The unattractive ? cloying sweetness is you

The most popular sidearm with Canadian woodsmen

Is the blue steel woodchuck gun
Manufactured in Atlanta, Georgia
By the firm of Youse & Son

I find no fault with the two young lovers
Who dine all night on candied eels
Then dance till dawn to big band music

And the sound of baboon squeals
All last night I stared at jelly
Till I knew love was all around

Travelling through O'Hare airport
Dressed like a circus clown


The girl with the strong arm has started licking batteries
And that's kinda strange, even for her
The girl with the strong arm would like to be a banker

But I don't think she's really sure

Using strings just to pull things over

Really keeps the party going
I'm not sure but the history of Denmark
Maybe the only thing worth knowing

Has it ever dawned on you
That car accidents just might be art
And all those kids in foster care

Just don't think you're very smart
Down by the ? on mother's day
In a state of perpetual bliss

Stan's the man with the li