Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.

Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde

from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.


I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president


Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now your Shah today

Now I command all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too


California Uber alles
Uber alles California


Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural

!@^% knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face


You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say

Join the army or you will pay

California Uber alles

Uber alles California

Yeah, that's it. Just relax.

Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
Lock your doors. Close your mind.

It's time for the two-minute warning.

Welcome to 1984

Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece


You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man

Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws


Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan

And all the friends of President Reagan

California Uber alles

Uber alles California