Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers

And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded

You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to $#&@


Too drunk to $#&@
Too drunk to $#&@

Too drunk, to $#&@
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To $#&@


I like your stories
I love your gun

Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun


But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby

In Eraserhead

Too drunk to $#&@

Too drunk to $#&@
Too drunk, to $#&@
It's all I need right now

Too drunk to $#&@

Too drunk to $#&@

Too drunk to $#&@
Too drunk, to $#&@
I'm sick soft gooey and cold

Too drunk to $#&@

I'm about to drop

My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again


You give me head
It makes it worse

Take out your $#&@in' retainer
Put it in your purse


I'm too drunk to $#&@
You're to drunk to $#&@
Too drunk to $#&@

It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby


And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to $#&@

Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah

Oooohhh