Drinkin' beer in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won


I needed sex and I got mine
I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

The law don't mean %#@! if you've got the right friends

That's how this country's run
Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had
I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I blew George & Harvey's brains out with my six-gun

I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won


Gonna write my book and make a million
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won


I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan
My cop friends think that's fine

You can get away with murder if you've got a badge
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I am the law

So I won

(Thanks to Leah for these lyrics)