Listen everybody 'cause I have a dream
I'm gonna judge everyone who is not like me
I wanna walk around and talk 'bout Jesus Christ

And convince everyone that they aren't nice

I'm gonna tell a lie and if you won't believe

I'm gonna kill you for heresy

I Wanna Be A Christian

And use fear to gain some power
I Wanna Be A Christian
There ain't no place for others


I Wanna Be A Christian
And use fear to gain some power

I Wanna Be A Christian
There ain't no place for others


When I'm in trouble I'm gonna pray
And hope someone will listen to me
I wanna be in heaven and I wanna be free

'Cause in heaven there won't be !@$)s who can bother me

I'm gonna tell a lie and if you won't believe

I'm gonna kill you for heresy

I Wanna Be A Christian

And use fear to gain some power
I Wanna Be A Christian
There ain't no place for others


I Wanna Be A Christian
And use fear to gain some power

I Wanna Be A Christian
There ain't no place for others


Listen everybody 'cause I have a dream
I'm gonna judge everyone who is not like me
I wanna walk around and talk 'bout Jesus Christ

And convince everyone that they aren't nice

When I'm in trouble I'm gonna pray

And hope someone will listen to me
I wanna be in heaven and I wanna be free
'Cause in heaven there won't be !@$)s who can bother me


I Wanna Be A Christian
And use fear to gain some power

I Wanna Be A Christian
There ain't no place for others


I Wanna Be A Christian
And use fear to gain some power
I Wanna Be A Christian

There ain't no place for others