VERSE 1:
now when ya think Ddawg, ya think happiness and rainbows
I'm upbeat, talk about sex, anything goes

a lot of people say that I'm naive
they say I'm stupid to always be happy
they say I ain't experienced %#@!, well that's just cheeky

don't dare freakin' judge me until you've seen me
and lemme tell ya, my life ain't all good
I hide a lot of dark %#@! under my hood

before I go any further, lemme just say
I'm not depressed or anything, I'm a-okay
but every now and then I gotta rap demons out of my mind

so that's what I'mma do, it's serious time
they say a lot of comedians have had a dark past
well yeah, humble beginnings can kiss my $$#

just think, when I'm famous, everybody's gonna hear this
and all of my fans are gonna come to your door, pissed
but not if I beat 'em to it, and not if I beat you

you're gonna rush straight to the ICU
I know you got a mental illness, but that's no excuse
we got kids around the world dying over booze

in gangs, in women, and just plain insane
and you think you got it bad and wanna complain
and say I'm a bad apple just cause I cuss every now and then?

you know I'd never hurt a soul unless they deserved it, man
if ya think I'm rebel child, you're dumber than I thought
and I've come to realize there's only one way you can be taught

and the real reason you got your panties in a knot
is because 10 years ago, you would have rather been shot
you wanna preach to me about the Bible?

I'm more Godly than you by a country mile
so you can sit and pout, but all the while
I'll be bustin' out in scrumdiddily style


CHORUS:
I can't do %#@! right now

but when I turn 18
you are so going down
just 3 more years I'll be

free of this freakin' curse
and you'll be in the dirt
just wait till I turn 18

wait till I turn 18

VERSE 2:

I used to cry myself to sleep every single night
because I thought that you had ruined my life
but then I realized, you have no power over me

that is, at least, when I turn 18
think of everything my Mom does for you
she's sacrificed a lot to make room for you

and if I was her, I wouldn't take your %#@!
so you're damn lucky your throat ain't been slit
and yeah, I came close to slittin' my wrists

but I gotta keep livin' so your $$#'ll be kicked
see, right now, anything that I do
would be thrown in my Mom's face, thanks to you

and since I love her, I'm tryin' to save her $$#
by bein' smart and plannin' my attack
and you were wonder why my uncles are the way they are?

it's because they spent their lives bein' drove in your car
when I was little, you bought me all the toys
I always had more %#@! than the other boys

and I didn't know why, but I get it now
you were tryin' to buy me your love somehow


CHORUS:
I can't do %#@! right now
but when I turn 18

you are so going down
just 3 more years I'll be
free of this freakin' curse

and you'll be in the dirt
just wait till I turn 18
wait till I turn 18


I'll keep playin' along
I'll pretend you're the greatest thing since sliced bread
ooh, but when I turn 18
you're gonna be so freakin' dead


VERSE 3:
a while back, your life was taken away from you
and don't get me wrong, I know that's sad, dude
but that does not give you the right to

try and take everybody else down with you
looks like your plan didn't work out afterall
tryin' to hold me back is impossible
physically, cause I'm 6 foot tall
got enough muscle to bust a brick wall

and mentally, I'm half crazy
you did that to me, yeah, you're one helluva a lady
but I gotta hand it to ya, ya toughened me up
now I know I'll never be down on my luck
cause my point of view is twisted compared to the normal

but maybe all of y'all are the crazy ones
at least I don't tote half a million guns
I'd sure as Hell never hurt anybody just for fun
but I'm startin' to lose a little bit of my faith
I'm gettin' a lot of bad karma thrown in my face
but I'm good guy, where's my good karma at?

it ain't no wonder I always keep a baseball bat
beside my bed, I'm tired of your old $$#
and I'm serious when I say that I wish you were dead
you're so damn sure that you're goin' to Heaven
too bad, welcome to Hell, time to start beggin'

CHORUS:

I can't do %#@! right now
but when I turn 18
you are so going down
just 3 more years I'll be
free of this freakin' curse
and you'll be in the dirt
just wait till I turn 18

wait till I turn 18