(here we go)

Yo ho ho, I'm good to go

Hypin' on the mic cause god said so
He said, "yo, go out and fish for men"
A genuine commission that put us in

To tell you about our savior and lord
So if you wonder what's up well, you're in store
For more than a happy, go-lucky tune

About christmas and how it's coming soon
This song will tell ya how it all began
And how man [oh man] seemed to change that plan

Know this to be true in black and white
God's word said so so you know that's right
It's christmas time


[Chorus]
Yo! ho! ho! ho! [x3]

We're good to go
[x2]


A benz pulled up figured it was dis
So on twelve twenty-fifth give me all the gifts
I mean, each year christmas rolls around

For mucho gifts the t was down
(from) stereo, mixers, to microphones
I caused pops to take ridiculous loans

Until a few years back I attended a play
About christmas and it went this way:
People were illin' all across the land

It was tax season and the king had a plan
He sent all the people back to where they were born
For a census which I'm sure they adored

As we move down the line things start to get hairy
God chose joseph and a virgin named mary
By this time I was on the edge of my pew

But hold up I gotta break for a few

[Chorus]


[Bridge]
It's christmas time

And all the gifts I find
But true love is
Found in jesus christ

Gloria
(it ain't jingle bells, baby)


Mary was a virgin but laden with child
Yo doc! [yes?] ponder that for a while
They grabbed a couple of mules started across the land

Their destination was called bethlehem
Ya know, night had fallen they arrived in a fix
Cause every inn was full even motel 6 [word!]

They got it goin' on in the west side of town
It wasn't quite home but they had a bed down
On this very night she delivered a babe

It was a boy [god's son] comin' into the world to save
And unbind mankind from a serious debt
Called sin that god couldn't forget

Without sendin' his son as a gift to man
He lived to be thirty-three and then died
For the plan of salvation so the choice is yours

The true gift of christmas ain't found in stores

Yo, where's little drummer boy?


[Chorus]