Well I'm careful, so kind and polite
But this changes day by day
Cos I'm just another monster

And I'll treat her the same way

I'm no sexist but I'm a sadist

And I'll play her all my songs
And I'm kinky with my morals
But the same things will go wrong

And each time I see the light
It's just a funeral pyre
Burning with the flames

Of impotent desire

When I'm drunk, I'm alcoholic

When I'm ill hypochondriac
I like to wake up alone most days
Get the monkey off my back

I'm too strange for my girlfriends
I'm too sexy for this song
I was born before my timing

Been out of date all along