If I were a girl,
even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning

and wonder what just happened to me

Oh no don't tell me they're real

Yeah I think they're real
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15!


If I were a girl,
would I still look like a guy?

No I wont put on make up,
but I might just want to give that bra a try.


If I were a girl
I could mess with the guys
No, no not like that I mean

When we get a nice dinner I'll make sure they buy

I could seduce them

Show them my nice behind
Yo Zach check out that a... oh my god
I got you, You totally like guys


If I were a girl,
I'd have the nicest legs

I refuse to cook in the kitchen but
I'm pretty dang good with the microwave


If I were a girl,
please don't get mad if I'm mean
I'm not used to my body

this monthly thing is kinda new to me.

No I don't really know if I want to change back,

Because I like my new hair
and the guys love my my my my my
FACE what?


Oh if I were a girl (oh if i were a girl)
I don't think I'd ever understand (i don't think i could understand)

How it feels to be a girl,
God please change me back to a man


If I were a girl