I'm fast asleep
Yeah it was getting late
I was pretty tired

I thought I'd sleep

I'm fast asleep

Put my retainer in
It's been so long


I'm fast asleep
But it's kinda cold
And I'm feeling bold

So I'll get more blankets to hold

I'm fast asleep

But somehow I can still sing this song

I wish my roommate

Would shut the heck up
He's being really loud
And disrespecting

My sleeping patterns
When's he gonna learn?
You need a solid sleep

If you wanna get into college and be somebody!

when i close my eyes

loud noises outside
there's no sleeping tonightttt
i really hate my life


he's fast asleep
i finally fell asleep

but then my friends came in
so they could mess with me
he's fast asleep

i was having some awesome dreams
he's fast asleep
they pulled my blankets off

and started drawing stuff
i wouldn't approve of
pen 15

they're gonna regret that

so then i woke up

and they were like AHHHH
they tried to run away
but i was like NOPE

i shut the door
prepare for war
bye bye bye

i'll see you no more

when i close my eyes

loud noises outside
there's no sleeping tonightttt
now it is time to dieeeee!