You've been lonesome and complaing
Till Someone gets you a blind date
You been worried about it all night long

How you're gonna rate
Turns out she's an angel
But you're to dumb to speak

She turns to leave ,you can't believe
Didn't even kiss her on the cheek


CHORUS
That's how you ruin a romance
It's easy but it's true

That's how you ruin a romance
And end up dating the blues


you made a stack of dollars
On a winning streak
You're throwing toga parties

acting like a sheik
Your Italian girlfriend says she's tired
tell your driver to take her home

Now they're married with 3 children
Own a restaurant back in Rome


CHORUS
That's how you ruin a romance
It's easy but it's true

That's how you ruin a romance
And end up dating the blues


You're gulping down martinis
She's slowly sipping wine
Her eyes are sending shivers

Up and down your spine
She asks you to play some music
You feel like a rock and roll star

But 30 minutes later
you're still tuning your guitar


CHORUS
That's how you ruin a romance
It's easy but it's true

That's how you ruin a romance
And end up dating the blues
That's how you ruin a romance

I guess you already knew
how to ruin a romance
I guess i ruined it with you