It's Valentine's Day and I'm getting wasted, wasted
They got the best drinks here I've ever tasted, tasted
I came out tonight without a date

Life is single and I'm great
I'm searching inside another bottle of red wine
And I'm trying to find my valentine


I want the best that you can do
Let's fall in love for an hour or two

I'm matching every move you make
Tonight I'm gonna touch you until you shake


Would you be my (be my valentine)
Would you be my (be my valentine)
Would you be my (be my valentine)

Would you be my (be my valentine)

Cupid's outside and he's getting wasted, wasted

He's got a bunch of slobber all down the side of his face, yeah
His arrows are gone and his wings are too
He's a bald naked guy with a henna tattoo

We're eating those little candy hearts that say "be mine" and we're trying to find our valentines

I want the best that you can do

Let's fall in love for an hour or two
I'm matching every move you make
Tonight I'm gonna touch you until you shake


Would you be my (be my valentine)...


I've been searching for hours with these chocolates and flowers
I've been in every bar just waiting to start
There's no pressure and I don't want to stress you but

This little stuffed bear is holding my heart

I want the best that you can do

Let's fall in love for an hour or two
I'm matching every move you make
Tonight I'm gonna touch you until you shake


Would you be my (be my valentine)...