Ohmigod!
[Kool AD]

Michael Douglas, a million dollars!
Twin Towers, golden showers
Joan Sasso, Abigail Vazquez

Shout to Salome, shout out to fascists
Shouts to Alpha Dog, Leonardo DiCaprio in Catch Me If You Can
Shouts to white rappers, black astronauts

Only two questions you should ask, allow one
“Who's the kid?”
Both times he answers the name Kool AD

That's my rap name, slave name's $$#kick
Mom ____ pretty in the brain game
Sandwich brown-baggin' it

[Hook]
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
BLAOW!

Bidi bidi bidi bamba
___
…Selena!

[Heems]
Catch me in the cool places doing fun things
I'mma quit rapping soon

“Get your fun in!”
Get a little guap, other ways to get funds in”
Get all my scream, extreme Edvard Munch %#@!

No matter what I do, I'mma eat it up, luncheons
Celine Dion with a booty, now, I'm back in Bundchens
This house we eat good food, that's dumplings

Everyone that meet me think that I'm something, whether it's a dumpling or something lead to run with
Flows with ____, he had to run things
It's nothing, I do this cause it's easy

It plays well, pumpkin
Be a little fun fling, but it's getting kinda boring
I am too awesome

I am the walrus

[Kool AD]

Yeah, I'm the walrus too, dude
Couldn't walk a mile in my walrus shoes, dude, true?
Yes, I'm the $#&@in' best!

Best rapper alive, I swear to God, man
Bad as I wanna be, Rodman
Move a little, watch the guap in a pop, man

Get it in, get it out, Ock Man
See me in Miami, 20 Cubans in a Dodge van
Do it for a large fam to ____

Said it before, I don't care, I'mma starve, man
David Bowie Starman
John Comforter — oh, $#&@, I didn't know how to say John Carpenter — starman!

Seminal works, Dodge Sarman
Where we at, San Diego? Carmen?