Damn, what drugs aren't you on?
And can I come along?
You're wasted and stoned when

I am sober as a marble
I think I love you are horrible
I think I love you are horrible


You can't be my girl
You can't be my girl

You can't be my girl

Fishing for your lipstick

You found your cigarettes
We're hugging up the wrapping
As we sit on rotten steps


You're crazy and show it off
Dear, you're slurring Gorbachev

But you insist on discussing him
You're so wrong but somehow you win
So wrong to kiss you when


You can't be my girl
You can't be my girl

You can't be my girl

You're sweet but you're messed up

Your best friend is a red cup
You're obviously not the one
But you remind me life can be fun


Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


You can't be my girl
You can't be my girl

You can't be my girl