([Voice one:] $#&@ you. Drunk like you were.
Are you sobered up yet?
[Voice two:] Yeah, I was never drunk, you idiot.

[Voice one:] You said you were down the Shamrock,
you must have had two beers down there. That's enough
to get you drunk, you can't hold your damn... a drop

of liquor for christ's sake!)

It's been a long time

It's been a long time
It's been a long time
Since I been home

It's been a long time
It's been a long time
It's been a long time

Since I been home

Yeah I've been drinkin'

Yeah I've been drunk
I lost my shirt on a game of stud


If she don't kill me
The Whiskey Will [x4]


I had two shots
I hit the jukebox
From Merle Haggard's the Bottle Let Me Down

Jack in a bottle, Jack in a cup
Jack on the rocks or Jack straight up
No more tobacco

My time to run
I'm stumblin' home for a bottle of some


It's been a long time
It's been a long time
It's been a long time

Since I been home

If she don't kill me

The Whiskey Will [x4]

SOLO!


It's been a long time
It's been a long time

It's been a long time
Since I been home


Yeah I've been drinking
Yeah I've been drunk
I lost my shirt on a game of stud


If she don't kill me
The Whiskey Will [x9]