What's with that scally cap
His head has gotta smell like crap
Never seen a bar of soap

Fitzy is a $#&@ing dope

Fitzy needs a haircut

Fitzy needs a haircut now

Lenny grab those $#&@ing shears

Just watch out for those big dumb ears
Cut his hair for once and all
Shave his head and then his balls


Fitzy needs a haircut
Fitzy needs a haircut now