Remember when I had both of my legs
And my two arms I would rather be dead
Started off a normal day just like any other,

Jihad had been declared on my mother,
Death to america, $#&@ you and Nascar
What the $#&@ man I'm not- ALLAHU AKBAR!

And he walked away, it was ever so casual-
ty since he decided living wasn't for me
Grabbed a detonator, then called me a virgin,

Then revealed the bomb, I screamed at his turban
Tried to persuade, grabbed his AK
Pulled out another so I said J.K

Why are you doin this? Why you gotta hate?
Had an intervention then gave his hand a shake
Detonator hand OH GOD WHAT THE !#@*?!

I shook hands with a terrorist and now he's blowin up

[Hook]

Shook hands with a terrorist and now he's blowin up
Who'd a thought a friendship would result in blowin up?


...Who'd a thought a terrorist would... kill someone?