Everybody wanna know where the $#&@ I been at
I been in $#&@in Pembroke with the $#&@in skin rash

On edge sippin from a keg of vinegar
Playin Simon sez alone collecting pez dispensers
Stalking Megan Fox sending death threats

She see's my silhouette then I jet set
Selling breast sweat in water bottles, lost the lotto
Reading Robert Frost to this lip glossed mullato

Hit Teresa up for bootie flicks
Hacking phones, I'm the one that leaked Vanessa Hudgens nudie pics
Accident prone spilled cologne on my laxatives

Signed to the Roc shortly after Mickey Factz did
!@&@e and vicodin smoking right in your face
Boat rides in Kuwait, ghost writing for Drake

Been around the world eleven times
Built a cloning machine, created seven Kevin Federlines
Thumb twiddling never sicker than ever

I had to disappear so I could get my %#@! together



Somebody tell me where Danny is
He's prolly fighting a giant squid
Somebody tell me where Danny was

I bet he's in Brooklyn selling drugs
Hey Danny where have you been at



I been trying to collect this ransom for Scarlett Johannsen


Camping in Stedmands mansion dancing with Ted Danson
Stealing beats to sell em to Charles Hamilton
Just to start scandals and %#@! samples get flipped

Snortin coffee beans in a green trough
Thinking obscene thoughts in Jimmy Iovine's loft
And I jotted em down emailed the script to Kelsey Grammar

A sitcom about phone sex with Chelsea Handler
It Flopped
Then I tried to bring the side hop? back

In purple knickerbockers shoppin at the crock-pot shack, ya dig?
Raising seven illegitimate kids
With Ashley Olsen hoping they all go into showbiz

Plagiarizing screen plays for Jean Grey
Did a benefit concert with Green Day for free hey
Thumb twiddling never sicker than ever

I had to disappear so I could get my %#@! together



Somebody tell me where Danny is
He's probably doin a ten year bid
Somebody tell me where Danny was

I think he's dating Ashley Judd
Hey Danny where have you been at?



God damn
I'm tired of ya'll ^!$$%z askin where the $#&@ I'm at

When the album dropping?
When it comes out ^!$$%
2009, D-Swain, we outta here man