Hollywood you're practically plastic
Shakespeare you're acting so tragic
But I'm not like that

No I'm not like that

Vintage Betty popping a cigarette

Chanel telling me how to dress
But I don't like that
No I don't like that


Oh what to do
When you're just you


Who'se Lisa Loeb without her glasses?
Who'se JLo without her $$#ets?

Oh and what's my name?
Oh what's my name?
Who'se Hanson take away the MmmBop?

Who'se MJ without a moonwalk?
Oh and what's my name?
What's my name?


Centerfold you're wearing a Birthday suit
And Glee you're reeking of auto-tune

But I'm not like that
No I'm not like that


No one's going GaGa for Stefani
So dress her up like a drama Queen
But I'm not like that

No I'm not like that

Chorus


Call it an identity crisis and
Say beauty is on the inside and

All the cliche's that make us feel better
Better


Chorus