Spoken:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed
by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happy hour



I'M TIRED OF NINE TO FIVE
I GOT A GOOD JOB BUT IT AIN'T MY LIFE
'CAUSE THERE'S A PLACE...WE LIKE TO GO

A BACK WOODS HONKY-TONK WATERING HOLE

WHERE FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS MEET

TO TRY AND FIGURE OUT THIS AMERICAN DREAM
YOU'LL FIND US THERE MOST EVERY NIGHT
EXERCISING OUR GOD-GIVEN CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS


(Chorus)
GIVE US LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPY HOUR

THERE'S HOT WINGS AND COLD BEER
WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT HERE
COME ON IN FOR A WHILE

IT'S POLITICALLY CORRECT
TO TOSS BACK A LONGNECK
AND BUY YOUR GIRL A WHISKEY SOUR

GIVE US LIFE LIBERTY
AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPY HOUR


AT THE END OF A HARD DAY
WE ALL NEED TIME TO JUST GET AWAY
FROM THE STRESS AND CONFUSION

WE'LL HAVE OURSELVES A NEON BRING-IT-ON REVOLUTION

GIVE US LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPY HOUR

THERE'S HOT WINGS AND COLD BEER
WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT HERE
COME ON IN FOR A WHILE

IT'S POLITICALLY CORRECT
TO TOSS BACK A LONGNECK
AND BUY YOUR GIRL A WHISKEY SOUR

GIVE US LIFE LIBERTY
AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPY HOUR
Solo

REPEAT CHORUS