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DANIEL KONIKOFF lyrics : "Scholarly Shenanigans"

So I'm flopping on this functions quiz, I need number flashback
I flip through notes on asymptotes and rummage through my knapsack
I'm contemplating running this track but this ain't gym class

Forgot to read the chapters but I can skim fast

This lesson's got me bored, and I ain't talkin' chalk

This knowledge aint absorbed and my locker won't unlock (turn it clockwise)
Bullies out to get me, they gonna strike some fear in ya
But what I'm really fearing's the food in the cafeteria


Pre-test jitters, goody-two-shoes studies frantically
We might go to prom if I ask her all romantically

Bell rings, hit the halls straight strollin'
But I'm a comma to a period, I'm a student semi-colon ( ; ... get it?)


Teachers sadly spit $$#ignments like they're manically depressing
But I'll be pulling fire alarms if I panic on a test
I need leeway, methods for this lab are too particular

Concerning higher learning, I call it "extra curricular"

Pre-chorus

Gotta lotta paper due, summatively inundated
Wanna get paper? Get educated


Chorus
Welcome to high school, so it's time you man up
You got the answer, all you gotta do is put your hand up

(This no recess thing is burning me, bout time I go on a learning spree) x 2

Verse 2


Skipping classes is the answer cuz I'm living for that truancy
Rapping student body language, I spit it fluently

Rest on your desk, we know school makes you weary and
We know you ain't pregnant even though you missed a period


Overdue books, just watch the money rack up
Don't mind the looks, eat the lunch yo momma packed ya
You can catch me by the fountain, sippin' with my textbook

Catch with your phone out, you just got text booked

Prechorus

Oh no, looks like I'm running late again
Sorry I was tardy to this scholarly shenanigan
Cuz I gotta lotta paper due, summatively inundated

Wanna get paper? Get educated
Chorus
Welcome to high school, so it's time you man up

You got the answer, all you gotta do is put your hand up
(This no recess thing is burning me, bout time I go on a learning spree) x 2


(How do you spell "principal," anyway? Is it "PLE" or is it "PAL"? I always forget that one...I'm not quite certain)

Solo


Chorus
Welcome to high school, so it's time you man up

You got the answer, all you gotta do is put your hand up
(This no recess thing is burning me, bout time I go on a learning spree) x 4

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