DANIEL KONIKOFF lyrics : "Scholarly Shenanigans"
I flip through notes on asymptotes and rummage through my knapsack
I'm contemplating running this track but this ain't gym class
Forgot to read the chapters but I can skim fast
This lesson's got me bored, and I ain't talkin' chalk
This knowledge aint absorbed and my locker won't unlock (turn it clockwise)
Bullies out to get me, they gonna strike some fear in ya
But what I'm really fearing's the food in the cafeteria
Pre-test jitters, goody-two-shoes studies frantically
We might go to prom if I ask her all romantically
Bell rings, hit the halls straight strollin'
But I'm a comma to a period, I'm a student semi-colon ( ; ... get it?)
Teachers sadly spit $$#ignments like they're manically depressing
But I'll be pulling fire alarms if I panic on a test
I need leeway, methods for this lab are too particular
Concerning higher learning, I call it "extra curricular"
Pre-chorus
Gotta lotta paper due, summatively inundated
Wanna get paper? Get educated
Chorus
Welcome to high school, so it's time you man up
You got the answer, all you gotta do is put your hand up
(This no recess thing is burning me, bout time I go on a learning spree) x 2
Verse 2
Skipping classes is the answer cuz I'm living for that truancy
Rapping student body language, I spit it fluently
Rest on your desk, we know school makes you weary and
We know you ain't pregnant even though you missed a period
Overdue books, just watch the money rack up
Don't mind the looks, eat the lunch yo momma packed ya
You can catch me by the fountain, sippin' with my textbook
Catch with your phone out, you just got text booked
Prechorus
Oh no, looks like I'm running late again
Sorry I was tardy to this scholarly shenanigan
Cuz I gotta lotta paper due, summatively inundated
Wanna get paper? Get educated
Chorus
Welcome to high school, so it's time you man up
You got the answer, all you gotta do is put your hand up
(This no recess thing is burning me, bout time I go on a learning spree) x 2
(How do you spell "principal," anyway? Is it "PLE" or is it "PAL"? I always forget that one...I'm not quite certain)
Solo
Chorus
Welcome to high school, so it's time you man up
You got the answer, all you gotta do is put your hand up
(This no recess thing is burning me, bout time I go on a learning spree) x 4
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