I was sitting at McDonald's
When the waitress came to me,
She asked if I'd like to order,

And I said, "May I please,
Have a Big Mac, and a soda."
She asked if I'd like some fries with that,

And I asked, "What are those?"
She said that french fries
Were made of,

PO-TA-TOES!

French Fries are made of potatoes,

French Fries are made of potatoes,
French fries are made of potatoes,
Bum-bah-dum-dum-bah-dah-dum

French Fry Song!

I watched them make them French Fries,

I watched them slice and dice,
Then they dunked 'em into oil that
Kinda burned my eyes!

And they said,

French Fries are made of potatoes!

French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!
You gotta

Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice the potatoes,

Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice the potatoes,

French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!

Bum-bah-dum-dum-bah-dah-dum
French Fry Song!


The waitress came out with my meal,
I held it in my hand,
When I took that first bite,

I couldn't stop it then!
I was sippin' and a' slurpin'
I was slurpin' up somethin' good,

And when the waitress came back to me,
She saw there was no food!
She asked if I'd liked them French Fries,

I said that they were fine.
She said, "Remember what they're made of?"
I said," Remind me one more time"

And she said,

French Fries are made of potatoes!

French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!
You gotta

Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice the potatoes,

Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice the potatoes,

French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!

Bum-bah-dum-dum-bah-dah-dum
French Fry Song!


When I walked outta the restaurant,
My stomach started to growl,
I wondered how I could be hungry,

After that much chow,
I got into my car,
And I drove around back,

I drove up to the talk-machine,
And I ordered up a stack,
I waited in that real long line,
Listening to my tunes,
Then I got up to the window,

And I paid the man my dues,
He gave my those french fries,
They looked real fine,
He said, "Sir, can I help you?
You're holding up the line."

I said, "I love these French Fries,
I love 'em real good.
But I can't recall what their made of,
And I really think I should."
And he said,


French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!
You gotta

Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice the potatoes,
Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice,
Slice 'n Dice the potatoes,

French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!
French Fries are made of potatoes!
Bum-bah-dum-dum-bah-dah-dum
French Fry Song!