[Intro]
[Meatwad]
Danger Doom in the hizzy!

Widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy we
We need food
[Carl]

What are you doin there?
[Meatwad]
I'm rappin

[Carl]
Yeah... no no I see that - what for?
[Meatwad]

Money - if you got it umm
I wanna get some steady (*##$es and hoes
And some candy for my nose

Some diamond stones to roll with my chrome and..
[Carl]
Hey genius. You even know what that means?

[Meatwad]
Uh-uh - what does it mean?
[Carl]

Where's the keyboards and the tambourine and the guitar
And you know I mean - the stuff that like white people like
[Meatwad]

We had a piano
[Carl]
Somethin bad-ass like uhh I don't know

Like uhh REO Speedwagon or somethin
[Meatwad]
Hell yeah!


[Verse: MF Doom]
Aiyyo I know this dude right

Carl he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight
All he had upstairs was a crude light
You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight

Howdy Danger much obliged for the beat God
Even though you still eat lard by the Meatwad
Mesquite charred speakin of which or who

Voice all squeaky like they tuned it up a pitch or two
A chunk of burned up witch's brew get your crew
See if they can't get pat the stench of the stew

It stank like a septic tank full of pig poo
He mostly only turned into a frank or a igloo
Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads

Not to be confused with the incense selling thai heads
His name rhymes with Mike-@@#!
You could call him livewire eye sockets Frylock

Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs
And blast all through your single sided brick and drywall
More interesting than professional wrestling

When he's online you can find him on Instant Pestering
What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink
Whoever don't like it could suck his straw it's hot pink

On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho
Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachio
Make a fast break or that'll be the last mistake

That $$#'ll make is what you get for messin with Master Shake
Look out don't block the screen son lunge across
Tryin to watch Adult Swim "Aqua Teen Hunger Force!"

Rock a cult hymn sock your mean younger boss
Psht - Adult Swim "Aqua Teen Hunger Force!"
He often wondered should he get the logo tatted to his woody?

He could be "#1 in the hood G!"
Easily


(*BEEP!!*}

[Outro: Master Shake]

Shake callin he heh
You know I wa-ahhhhhhaaaaeehh
I'd just got off the phone with somebody else and uh

That wasn't about you
That was about me being upset about something else
I shouldn't have called you but I did cause I just

I like you so much I'm REALLY looking forward to us working together
And just as of now that I'm calm
And after I've apologized profusely - probably too much
I am available call me doggie - woof!


{*phone hangs up*}